I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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