Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Swine flu. Run for my life!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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