theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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