Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
