real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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