escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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