if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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