He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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