id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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