I should be sponsored by Trojan
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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