We're like a lot better than the average bears
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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