return my video game
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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