so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
