So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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