I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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