Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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