Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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