But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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