I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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