I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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