I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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