So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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