so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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