You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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