garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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