...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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