drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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