She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She's just so happy...and so naked.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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