Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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