You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
