yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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