He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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