thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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