i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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