My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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