I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
