Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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