I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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