no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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