so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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