I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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