is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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