I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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