We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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