He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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