I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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