i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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