my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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