omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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