So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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