I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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