It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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