I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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