I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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